Get out your Sony Disc-Mans and prepare yourselves for an epic musical-comedy journey as Gordo & Friends guide you through many different genres. The CD featured 30 of New England's most talented musicians. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll shit your pants...
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lyrics
We’re in a parking lot
In your carolla goin at it non stop
A sudden urge has hit
Ignored it before but now I can’t forget
I’m chasing waterfalls
You’re so fine it’s out of control
I can not let you know,
Because if you know, then I know that you will go
Gotta pee really bad and I don’t wanna stop
I’ll be sad, but if I don’t, then my bladder will pop
Now I gotta think what needs to be done
Four options I could try and here’s number one
Option One: I could get out of the car, pull it out, let it spout, then get back in the car
Or two: I could stay in the car, and be uncomfortable, baby girl
Number three: this could get sexual, like R Kelly, I could pee on your face
Or four: I could just open the door, say goodbye to you baby, make plans for another day
I know that you will leave
If I stop, baby please
I’m so uncomfortable
But so turned on, it’s unavoidable
I know the stream will come
But if we stop for a minute, I know that we will be done
I don’t know what to do
Nature’s callin’ me but I don’t want to stop kissing you
listen baby this is what I gotta do
I’m sure I’ll get another chance to get ontop of you
But I think that my time has come,
The only option has been number one
Urgency, seriously, now I gotta tell you that I got to pee,
Please, baby, don’t go, stay another minute or just come with me
And you’ll see
We can just cout to three
Give me another couple of seconds with this redwood tree,
Litertally I think my time has come,
The only option has been number one!
(hold up girl)
Haha number one means peeing
(lemme get out of the car)
I got one more thing for you:
So I get out of the car and I find a good spot
I find a proper place where I won't get caught
60 seconds passes and then I get back in
And now you say it's kinda late but we should do it again
Aw man! Is it cuz I needed to pee?
I knew I should have gone with option three
I knew I should have gone with option 3
I knew I should have gone with option 3
credits
from Big Black Hawk,
released August 1, 2013
Shon Gordon: vocals, electric bass, production
Jim Dunlop: vocals
Erica Steinquest: vocals
Sean Cronin: vocoder, guitar
Chris Enright: rhodes
Jason Stokes: production
Gordo & Friends is a musical comedy project by multi-instrumentalist, Shon Gordon. It's a project devoted to bringing people
together and making them smile. The "& friends" portion of the project used to refer to the fans, friends, and guest musicians who make up the collective, but has since become the acts name (even when he plays solo)....more
