Back Up Plan I'm part of the B-team I'm second chair He's going bald I got my hair He treats you good But I can treat you better He's your t-shirt But I'm your sweater Lemme be your back up plan Lemme be your back up plan Things ain't workin out with you and your other man Run to me, I'm here for you, I'm your biggest fan So pretty girl lemme be your back up plan He'll cook you dinner But I can make you breakfast I'm what's next to-do On your checklist He's your six flags I'm just a carney He's your Fred flintstone But I'll be your barney Chorus

If you sprinkle when you tinkle Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie While you're at it scrape that ziti off the stove My next wish is do the dishes Clean the sink so it don't stink Really won't take long I think So there ya go I hate to be a nag, But your lifestyle is a drag Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness Tolerance for cleanliness Snap out of your laziness Say it one more time! Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness Tolerance for cleanliness Help out with this messy nest Clean up all this grime Do it every time What's that black stuff? Is it growing? Yo that trash is overflowing I hope you know that now it's going in your room There's cleaning products under there To wipe up all your silly hair So that I don't have to stare At it in the bathroom sink, oh yeah! I see these things accumulate Does this really have to be my fate Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness Tolerance for cleanliness Make this shit hole look it's best Say it one more time! Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness Tolerance for cleanliness Hopefully I'm not obsessed Clean up all this grime Do it every time And I know you're only 4 But please help me mop the floor... Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness Tolerance for cleanliness Make this shit hole look it's best Say it one more time! Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness Tolerance for cleanliness Hopefully I'm not obsessed Clean up all this grime Do it every time

She's Thick See you standin in line at the KFC I watch you order seven chicken wings I hope you want a side of me You get yourself a diet coke Girl I think That I can be your bloke Now you find a seat across from me What am I gonna say, what am I gonna do, How is this gonna be? In this moment work up all my nerve I Get your number show you what I'm worth Finally I think My life's complete You're ass is super sized but that's just what I need She's thick (shes thick) But I think I like the look of it She's thick (really thick) But I think it's gonna do the trick She's thick (too thick) But I just can't seem to get enough Of her love, her smile, her hair, her hips, her touch She's thick Girl you know I've got a crush on you Even though you're crushing me I see a beautiful girl even though You're my weight times three Girl I think that I'm in love with you And I'm thinkin that you love me too be my giant panda Lemme be your bamboo, I'll be true Girl you lookin mega-extra sexy With legs as big as fucking full grown trees Babe I'm here for you I'm on my knees And I'm ready to please Lord help me She's thick (she's thick) But I think I like the look of it She's thick (really thick) But I think it's gonna do the trick She's thick (too thick) But I just can't seem to get enough Of her love, her smile, her hair, her hips, her touch She's thick Come on get up, get down with the thickness