Craigslist

from Big Black Hawk by Gordo & Friends

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lyrics

(oooohs)
Sittin’ here in this dark bedroom alone (dark bedroom alone)
sick of sex lines, don’t want to use the telephone (want to use the phone)
I want someone, and I want em for free
craigslist please be good to me

(lonely)
I’m an m seeking any kind of w (any kind of you)
if you’re interested in me, then I’m into lovin’ you (into lovin’ you)
a picture’s a plus, but I’ll e-mail anyone I see (you slut)
so craigslist please be good to me

I just want someone to hold me tight
even if it’s only for one night
you could even be 103
getting girls on craigslist is ok with me

(horny)
you could have a mustasche that’s blacker than mine (dirty sanchez)
or be 400 pounds, a little more is fine (big fat ass)
I don’t even mind if you’re an amputee (or a quadriplegic)
craigslist please be good to me

Hello, is this Rhoda?
This is Gordo & Friends and I'm calling because I saw your craigslist ad; I saw that you were offering sex. Mind if I come over?

I just want someone to hold me tight
we can make love until the morning light
this is equal opportunity, anyone's ok
if it wasn't for craigslist, I'd never get laid (click mouse, check post)

(depressing)
I need a story that’s I can't tell my fam
eharmony’s great but craigslist is my jam
a click-of-a-button-ll save me from beastiality
so craigslist please be good to me
craigslist please be good to me
craigslist please be good to me

credits

from Big Black Hawk, released August 1, 2013
Shon Gordon: vocals, guitar, electric bass, ukelele
Eric-Jon Tasker: vocals
Marcos Valles: vocals
Andy Wesby: vocals
Louie Bello: vocals
Jason Stokes: lap steel guitar, misc. percussion
Chris Enright: rhodes
Bill Wurtz: drums

mixed by Jason Stokes
mastered by Tom Waltz

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about

Gordo & Friends Boston, Massachusetts

Gordo & Friends is a musical comedy project by multi-instrumentalist, Shon Gordon. It's a project devoted to bringing people together and making them smile. The "& friends" portion of the project used to refer to the fans, friends, and guest musicians who make up the collective, but has since become the acts name (even when he plays solo). ... more