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Song for Matt
02:02
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Back Up Plan
03:42
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Back Up Plan
I'm part of the B-team
I'm second chair
He's going bald
I got my hair
He treats you good
But I can treat you better
He's your t-shirt
But I'm your sweater
Lemme be your back up plan
Lemme be your back up plan
Things ain't workin out with you and your other man
Run to me, I'm here for you,
I'm your biggest fan
So pretty girl lemme be your back up plan
He'll cook you dinner
But I can make you breakfast
I'm what's next to-do
On your checklist
He's your six flags
I'm just a carney
He's your Fred flintstone
But I'll be your barney
Chorus
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle
Be a sweetie, wipe the seatie
While you're at it scrape that ziti off the stove
My next wish is do the dishes
Clean the sink so it don't stink
Really won't take long I think
So there ya go
I hate to be a nag,
But your lifestyle is a drag
Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness
Tolerance for cleanliness
Snap out of your laziness
Say it one more time!
Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness
Tolerance for cleanliness
Help out with this messy nest
Clean up all this grime
Do it every time
What's that black stuff? Is it growing?
Yo that trash is overflowing
I hope you know that now it's going in your room
There's cleaning products under there
To wipe up all your silly hair
So that I don't have to stare
At it in the bathroom sink, oh yeah!
I see these things accumulate
Does this really have to be my fate
Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness
Tolerance for cleanliness
Make this shit hole look it's best
Say it one more time!
Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness
Tolerance for cleanliness
Hopefully I'm not obsessed
Clean up all this grime
Do it every time
And I know you're only 4
But please help me mop the floor...
Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness
Tolerance for cleanliness
Make this shit hole look it's best
Say it one more time!
Everybody's got a tolerance for cleanliness
Tolerance for cleanliness
Hopefully I'm not obsessed
Clean up all this grime
Do it every time
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She's Thick
04:03
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She's Thick
See you standin in line at the KFC
I watch you order seven chicken wings
I hope you want a side of me
You get yourself a diet coke
Girl I think That I can be your bloke
Now you find a seat across from me
What am I gonna say, what am I gonna do,
How is this gonna be?
In this moment work up all my nerve
I Get your number show you what I'm worth
Finally I think My life's complete
You're ass is super sized but that's just what I need
She's thick (shes thick)
But I think I like the look of it
She's thick (really thick)
But I think it's gonna do the trick
She's thick (too thick)
But I just can't seem to get enough
Of her love, her smile, her hair, her hips, her touch
She's thick
Girl you know I've got a crush on you
Even though you're crushing me
I see a beautiful girl even though
You're my weight times three
Girl I think that I'm in love with you
And I'm thinkin that you love me too
be my giant panda
Lemme be your bamboo, I'll be true
Girl you lookin mega-extra sexy
With legs as big as fucking full grown trees
Babe I'm here for you I'm on my knees
And I'm ready to please
Lord help me
She's thick (she's thick)
But I think I like the look of it
She's thick (really thick)
But I think it's gonna do the trick
She's thick (too thick)
But I just can't seem to get enough
Of her love, her smile, her hair, her hips, her touch
She's thick
Come on get up, get down with the thickness
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Gordo & Friends Boston, Massachusetts
Gordo & Friends is a musical comedy project by multi-instrumentalist, Shon Gordon. It's a project devoted to bringing people together and making them smile. The "& friends" portion of the project used to refer to the fans, friends, and guest musicians who make up the collective, but has since become the acts name (even when he plays solo). ... more
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